Virgins vs. Whores

  • <Lily> fuck :(
  • <@Ward> o your name rings a bell
  • <@Nox> Ward speaks.
  • <@Ward> sometimes
  • <@Ward> :>
  • <@Nox> He always speaks upon my summon.
  • <@Ward> in return I get 14 virgins
  • <@Nox> Virgins are no fun. O:>
  • <@Ward> ye but it looks better in history and/or magic books
  • <@Ward> "14 whores" just doesnt have quite the ring to it
  • <@Nox> LOL.
  • <Ryan-|> Agree to disagree
  • <Ryan-|> If I got 72 whores for blowing shit up, I'd be all in, virgins never wanna try the freaky stuff
  • <@Spyder> Virgins can be trained.
  • <@Spyder> Especially when you have eternity.
  • <Ryan-|> Not as easy as whores can
  • <@Remy> Cats can be trained too
  • <Ryan-|> Then they're not even virgins
  • <@Remy> Just saying
  • <Ryan-|> Remy: You can't train away the feeling of that sandpaper tounge
  • <@Spyder> for sure.
  • <@Nox> I see what you did there, Remy.
  • <@Spyder> Also, given you have eternity and that all whores must have been virgins at one point, the virgin to whore transition is nominal compared to the time you have.
  • <Ryan-|> But eventually they will all have huge gaping holes if you're there for eternity
  • <@Nox> Mind=Blown.
  • <Ryan-|> Does aging apply?
  • <@Nox> This is all figmintation, Aging doesn't apply.
  • <@Spyder> good point... maybe everything resets after each day.
  • <@Spyder> so in that case my point would be void.
  • <Ryan-|> Mentally and physically?
  • <Ryan-|> I might want atleast one guy just to hang out with
  • <@Spyder> How about we start a new religion where its 70 whores and 2 virgins?
  • <Ryan-|> No, there needs to be 2 guys
  • <Ryan-|> So 68 whores, 2 virgins, 2 guys
  • <@Spyder> is one guy a whore the other a virgin?
  • <@Nox> Has to be
  • <Ryan-|> Because 3 guys should be able to fend off 70 women on the period
  • <Snoopy> period wat
  • <Ryan-|> thier period *
  • <Snoopy> o
  • <Snoopy> their*
  • <@Nox> In theory, if there was 70 women, not at any one point would all be on their period.
  • <@Spyder> They sync up.
  • <@Spyder> its weird
  • <Ryan-|> Like wireless routers
  • <Lily> ...
  • <Snoopy> lold
  • <@Ward> lmao this convo
  • <Ryan-|> And in all of eternity, it's going to definitely happen
  • <Lily> you guys.. when did you get laid last time

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